Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked he’d drunk more than his share.
He fumbled ‘round until he could no longer keep his feet,
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-0, He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
(picture: Kilted Ewan!! Yum!)
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by,
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome build,
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt?
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt?
They crept up on the sleeping Scotsman, quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment than one said, “we must be gone,
Let’s leave a present for our friend before we move along".
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonny-star the Scot’s kilt did lift and show.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
Around the bonny-star the Scot’s kilt did lift and show.
Now the Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbled towards a tree,
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes,
“Lad I don’t know where ya been but I see you won first prize.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
Lad I don’t know where ya been but I see you won first prize.
Celebrating the joys of seeing men in their kilts...Happy International Kilts Day!!( 22 Feb, 2007)
In Other News, Ewan Mcgregor is Live on the university radio station Fresh Air tomorrow 6-8pm!! Will try n tune in just coz I love the man...more so when kilted!:)
And one could tell by how he walked he’d drunk more than his share.
He fumbled ‘round until he could no longer keep his feet,
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-0, He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
(picture: Kilted Ewan!! Yum!)
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by,
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome build,
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt?
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt?
They crept up on the sleeping Scotsman, quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment than one said, “we must be gone,
Let’s leave a present for our friend before we move along".
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonny-star the Scot’s kilt did lift and show.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
Around the bonny-star the Scot’s kilt did lift and show.
Now the Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbled towards a tree,
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes,
“Lad I don’t know where ya been but I see you won first prize.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-adi-o
Ring-da-diddly-ai-o
Lad I don’t know where ya been but I see you won first prize.
Celebrating the joys of seeing men in their kilts...Happy International Kilts Day!!( 22 Feb, 2007)
In Other News, Ewan Mcgregor is Live on the university radio station Fresh Air tomorrow 6-8pm!! Will try n tune in just coz I love the man...more so when kilted!:)
1 comment:
lol...read it till the end! Seriously, men can really look good with skirts on! both very great pictures! Scotland and men in kilts here I come!(in August that is!)
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