sex museum

Made it to the sex museum! Finally. You haven't seen Japan if you miss out on the sex museums...thats what the websites n brochures say atleast. It was two floors of air conditioned haven...considering the 40 degrees of july heat outside. Inside..despite the cool air...things were hot!! Needless to say why ofcourse. So we saw them all dicks, dicks and more dicks... of all shapes n sizes. The humungus whale penis, the twisted one of a pig, chimpanzes, lions(disappointed), dogs, cows, zebra's, giraffes... what have you!! Then a myriad of Phallus Gods from different cultures around the world, the bizzare "penis case" of Papua New Guniea(can't look at the png boys frm school the same way now), the hindu mythological gods in full sexual glory, a chick atop the meditating Buddha, a million different sex positions potrayed in various forms of sculpture and art, bondage stuff, Slave and master, the seven dwarfs fucking a happy slutty snow white (this was way cute!) ekcetera...
We even sat through a japanese porno flick in the mini theatre there. At first it was just us 4 girls, taking the back seat..legs rested high..relaxed andn enjoying....then a few men walked in and ruined it!!...or maybe we ruined it for them with our giggling like a bunch of high school girls and our sound effects imitating japanese orgasms. As for the men, they were dead serious, watching with sick desperation printed in bold on their faces.
The second floor..yup..more penis! A few boobs here n there. But mostly penises! Penis penis everywhere but not a ...erm... there in the limelight..made of rubber, exquisitely carved wood or plastic. I rode a rodeo bull machine...peeked through holes in the toilet stall...and in the end of it all...the souviner shops...stood calling..ready to rip us off! We didnt give in although the penis lollipop in kinky pink wud've been one hell of a good suck!
Went to the Jigoku's* lit. hells* or natural hot springs next. Apparently all closes at 5 pm and it was past 5, so we casually walked in anyway, which was a good thing- even if it meant seeing less of whats really there to see- coz this way its for free! Here's how you do it..so if the place closes at 5..make it at around 5:15 ish...the main reception is closed and no one's there but you can still enter the premises provived the gate is not bolted shut*only in few cases*. The staff is usually enagaged in cleaning at this time and because of the dense white smoke and the sounds from the gurgling boiling hot spring, you can walk past them unnoticed!! So we walked in on two places that way, cooly strolling past a cleaning staff's back, checking out the beautiful 90 degree natural geysers, a hippopataumus beating the heat, peacocks, etc. The cleaning guy caught us on our way back and the poor thing was surprised how we got in at all!! He was about to charge us the entrance fee but we gave the 'confused and lost tourist' performance and escaped that ordeal. It was a hot sticky summer day, was alright...but now am back home realy really tired ...and have to do sum major packing coz tomorrow its impossible! Got work at the restuarant in the morning tomorrow and later at night the summer festival n fireworks on the beach.
Day after...its bye bye house!!:( Leaving my one-room hilton paradise for crammed spaces at a friends place. Will be sharing with 4 other ppl..my home for August!! After which i got no real address...altho its probably gna be sumwhr in the misty mosty scottish highlands.. going with the flow...bye bye japan. hel-lloo men in skirts!!;)